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What mythical creature would improve the world most, if it existed?

Mr.Como: “Usually mythical creatures are just thought to be pretty or weird. Your mythical creatures that improve the world sound way better. It's also a big question, so let me answer with a top 3--beginning with #3...

#3 The Hollow, Friendly-Kraken

The Hollow, Friendly-Kraken is like an ordinary Kraken, but instead of destroying pirate ships, it has nice compartments in its back with comfy chairs, and you can catch a ride to, like, Europe, or Africa, or even... if we're going mythical... down to Atlantis. And you get there super fast because, you know, "Release the Kraken," and there it goes.

#2 The Giant Grocery Squirrel

The Giant Grocery Squirrel does what squirrels usually do. It finds food. BUT! It is giant and smart so it will run to the grocery store for you and put the groceries away in your cupboards. The only catch is that they hate coupons, so you have to pay full price!

#1 (Yes, the best one) The Drama-Eating Dragon

Just what it sounds like. This is a dragon that is hungry and can only feed on drama, and possibly the people causing drama. It is a rare creature that lives in dark forests and tunnels beneath cities. It rarely comes out in full sunlight. And it's mouth is like a cyclone pulling in drama and souls. Its eyes shine bright blue, but turn red while it feeds. And even though it rarely appears, it does appear enough that when people are fussing, complaining, getting upset, and generally causing drama, you can say, “Hey, better be quiet, or the Drama-Eating Dragon will get you.” And then they stop. World improved!”

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