5 ways to get kicked out of the mall
- By Palmer R.
- Feb 8, 2018
- 1 min read
At the Chapel Hills Mall, there are various ways to get kicked out, so you don't have to have those boring trips to the mall with your family. The first way is very fun; it's tipping the gumball machine. If your quarter gets stuck, don’t tip the machine to get your gumball. The security is always watching, and they will come tell you to leave.
Second, it’s not a good idea to throw coins off the balcony into the fountain. They might hit the escalator and make a very loud noise. Security does not like that.
Third, is going and taking more than one or two samples of food. When you take five or six, they will cut you off. If, for some reason, you don’t accept that answer and go back for more, well, you can guess what might happen next.
Fourth, Spencers. I don’t really understand this one, but when you are looking at gag gifts, sometimes a woman will come up, take them from you, and say bye. That one is just weird.
Finally, PDA is also frowned upon. If you bring your girlfriend, or boyfriend, I guess, and act like a normal couple, one of the guards might say “nope.” Even weirder, if they continue to hold hands and stuff, boom - out of the mall. So, just don’t do any of this - DO NOT TRY - so you can stay in the mall shopping with your family.
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